I only have two rules. But i've fotgotten those rules and replaced them w 2 other rules
Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
well you decided to make everyone "drinks" which was sprite and beer mixed.
If your wondering where your blanket is, I put it on the 2 guys you brought home last night. Their still sleeping outside on the trampoline.
ugh i can't even wear this perfume anymore. it just brings back blurry memories of blowjobs and regret.
thank you for letting me use your house as a brothel.
You said you didn't want to drink anymore so you started shooting vodka down the back of your throat using a syringe. Oh, and then you aimed it at my eye ball...vodka in the eye hurts btw.
I am as serious as getting herpes in Mexico...
What do herpes have to do with anything?
My blowjobs put them in a state of relaxation similar to that of getting hit with a tranquilizer. The fear comes after the sex.
She's lucky her pussy is worth listening to her ramble about bedroom furniture for 30 minutes
THAT'S NOT NICE
NEITHER WAS PROMISING NOT TO TAKE MY SISTER'S VIRGINITY, THEN PROMPTLY DOING SO
Well I've decided to refuse to conform to society and be naked the rest of the day.
It was kind of like hidden Mickey ears, but with dicks.
I was pretty pissed in the morning when I realized he had fucked the fake tattoo right off my chest.
I miss painting strippers for Christmas. Holidays not the same without glitter and body paint
I'll be your substitute stripper tonight.
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