Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
the sex was like sticking it in a jar of mayonnaise
Sitting at a red light. Windows are down. I'm blasting Gaga's "Disco Stick" and doing an interpretive dance to it because I think I'm hilarious. Look to the left and see two Phi Delts that I know with their windows down. They are horrified. I am probably going to lose their Facebook friendships.
If we went to a costume party as Batman and Robin I would go as Robin, that's how much you mean to me
Today was my first day of hebrew and I learned how to say give me sex... I think I can quit now
i am positive it's ok to drink. it's just pieces of the plastic knife i forgot was in the blender.
I truly believe that the solid foundation of any healthy relationship is a drunken one night stand so I can just get all the nasty shit out on the table
My ex best friend's ex fuck buddy is visiting. There was no other option but day drinking.
soo how bad was i last night?
licking sour cream off of the table at pancheros bad.
There's a man in a pumpkin/reaper outfit advertising a new head shop outside the Taco Bell. I love this town.
So because I'm off tomorrow that means your dick could be in my mouth majority of that time
Was the guy in the cowboy hat kinda hot or have I just not had sex in a really long time?
If my emotions are below a 3 or above a 7, I'm crying
Best news I’ve heard all day. Cookies and dick. What more could a girl ask for?
the sex is SO much better when he thinks im going insane
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