So tell me more about the cum that came out of your nose
Girl just texted me a pic of her boobs with the caption "don't think I'm a whore"
You then began crawling around in the grass with a magnifying class saying you were searching for the magic school bus.
Don't make me out to be the bad guy. You practically MADE me cum on your food.
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
He woke up, got my bottle of water and poured it on me and then went back to sleep. Not really how I want to wake up at 2 a.m.
You realize at the bar last night we blew on imaginary whistles like rose from titanic right?
Yes I want to fuck your friends but it's out of respect and love for you.
Put you drinking hat aside for Tuesday. My buddy is bartending!
I just puked in my drinking hat.
Look if you're not going to be mine and take care of my needs, I'm going to fuck your sisters.
I bet Billy Ray Cyrus wishes he had pulled out now....
Molly was fun. I was in a captain planet onesie in Wal-Mart talking to everyone haha
I made a bong out of my deodorant today. Did you?
KY in my mouth and throat does not a party make.
This woman at the blackjack table is sitting on a pile of newspaper so she can pee at her seat and never miss a hand.
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