you were chalanging people to drink the "worlds biggest jager bomb" - a VASE of Redbull and a PINT of Jager... is it no wonder you dont remember anything?
Dude dan is so baked he taped his remote to the futon so he couldn't lose it again. Come over here
Wow that was a lesbian tornado.
You're getting a blowjob this afternoon. This has been your morning public service announcement.
well the night couldnt get much worse after she peed all over herself and the sidewalk.
I just woke up in my ex-boyfriends bed, with my new boyfriends jersey on. I love March maddness.
I may have tried to encourage people to play a new game I invented last night. I called it Super Quarters. Like regular quarters, only using an AA medallion.
Why would I take you home? That would eliminate the chances of you making bad decisions I could ridicule you about later.
Just puked in my hallway. Good start to a great night
i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF
We're showing the video later bring pizza
Come over. But instead of sex, will you rub anti itch cream all over my face?
I DMed the cop that arrested me to come unlock my keys out if my car today
"What's your dick like homie" is not really an acceptable thing to say out loud
Did u guys seriously make a betting pool on when im going to get pregnant???
Yep, wanna bid?
Can’t fucking wait for Tuesday night. Have another situation that popped up. I swear my life is like a cross between a soap opera and a porno
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