I'm pretty sure there's seven mailboxes in the bathtub...
A female Wisconsin fan just headbutted the bouncer. Im deeply terrified and oddly aroused at the same time.
oh hey just found a glowstick in my tits. fuck yes new years eve
Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
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You're just horny.
Yea, and? I appreciate you as a person too if that helps.
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
Somehow ended up home, probably had something to do with the makeshift ladder from my second story window. Now headed to church, still drunk, and still fighting back the vomit of a thousand different alcohols. Successful night.
I woke up and found a stick of butter in my pocket. There's no butter in the house so I don't know who's it is. Using it to make cookies.
How was the picnic?
We played softball, except our team sucked. In one hand was a mitt, the other a beer.
Why didn't you put them down?
No beer left behind.
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Just let me take your liver out and beat it with a meat tenderizer for you..
Well I'm going to hell. But I'm going after multiple orgasms.
He used pronouns for his penis while sexting. I don't know what I did to deserve this.
So there I was, eye fucking the waiter and I spilled beer all down my boobs
We're currently sharing pics of our cats. I can't wait to sit on her face.
So um... You probably shouldn't post that picture of me and your crotch just because that's a new level of raunchiness that I'm not willing to accept yet
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