My little sister just found a condom in her bag i borrowed... Happy fourteenth birthday.
Why do you proceed to call me "Queen La Queefah?"
remind me not buy ky at kmart ever again. Had to get a manager to open the locked case. then he stood there and watched me look through the selection
I hate that ur telling me this.
Dude she has a fucking rock collection. Never will I ever talk to her again.
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Sorry I didn't pick up for your booty call. I usually am asleep at 4:00 on Thursdays. Like a normal person.
i can recognize that vagina from a mile away
Just realized I left my heels in their microwave. Whoops.
The guy in the cast riped the tap off the keg and hit steve with it
the head trauma was worth the blowjob.
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that bitch in the red sedan is still teasing me with the ice cream cone. i'm going to show her my dick
My parents just out drank me... I cant get back to college soon enough
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
Just saw a girl duct tape a cigarette back together..I feel like my life is shambles for being present for this
There is a pile of hair outside the apartment next door. At least now I know what all that shouting was about last night.
I wrote notes to myself all over my body. "don't yell at cops again" "Cody stole your phone" "you kissed Cody" "vodka shots are bad for your liver" and "cactus pretty" WTF????
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