They threw a beer at you on stage and then you stopped the karaoke and cussed everyone in the bar out for 2 minutes
And now we have yet another reason to never travel to Detroit
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
Oh shit. Easter I forgot. Maybe we should leave the illegal stuff for when Jesus is less present.
The only thing worse than cracking my rib on a slip and slide was having the doctors laugh when they found out in my medical history that I did this exact same thing last summer.
He just helps fat girls get exercise. One walk of shame at a time.
Can I get a "hallelujah" for railing my pastors daughter last night?
Both his mom and his sister were hitting on me when I stopped by today. He isn't a real friend anyway, right?
I was throwing up in the shower. He was throwing up on me. It was a cute couple moment for us.
Occasionally I curse my inner 15 year old when I'm fulfilling their dreams as a slut, but I roll with it.
i have officially banned the recreational use of bayonets.
C'mon. I'm still an alcoholic at heart, regardless of its broken or not
Stop touching yourself.
Wtf!?!?!?! Did you install a camera???
i just got banned from the m&m's website for trying to get poon slayer written on my custom order
well, you know. whores of a feather.
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