And my dad told him he was a great looking guy. and then added "no homo" after.
is it sad that pink shorts and cowboy hats remind me of getting jizz in the hair?
Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
i need to know the scientific term for a guy's taint so i can explain what i did last night.
We raised our shot glasses and you screamed out "TO MY DAD FINALLY GOING TO REHAB!"
and then you started talkingabout how you wish birth control was disspensed as a candy necklace
Oh God! I'm naked from the waist down playing records. Too drunk. I don't even know what to do.
Balls out but with a shirt on. Eating ravioli. I don't know how to deal with this.
is it sad that i can honestly say it was the best birthday sex i've ever had and it was still terrible?
My phone broke again .... im not really sure how im going 2 explain the teeth marks to the ppl at the Verizon store
Guess who just got out of a ticket because the cop liked her costume? THIS GIRL.
Just think Febushuary. A whole month of 70's esque bush! This is the dream
my night stand is a mini fridge, dont even try to get on my level of laziness.
All I remember is dance battling with a man named tom the entire time who kept buying me drinks so id say it was a success
SCOTCH AND CIGARS AT THE TITTY BAR. YOU ARE COMING WITH US.
You're never gonna guess who's blood is on my shirt
Why do I feel like I really don't want to hear the end of this...
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