I accidentally had phone sex last night
I called you to phone bone last night, but you were out with your boring friends playing video games
direct quote: "i'm so over my clit" either best or most awkward conversation possible with your COUSIN
How do you tell someone they are only invited if they put out?
Well let's just say that she ended up trying to get it in with the wheelchair guy, who btw, can get an erection and quickly I might add
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
Well I don't know him that well so I don't think I can give advice. You should make him a cake. Or have sex with him.
and i'm going to kill you for what you did to my nipples last night. of course i want to hang out
Also. I plan to spend time with you at boomers, high, teaching ourselves how to pee standing up.
If you make 120 dollars and I walk instd of drive and don't eat or smoke this week we can pay rent
Ok I've processed it. Who the fuck makes out drunk in a parking lot in a backseat with the windows down in the middle of the day?!?!
Hey, taking organic chemistry means no one is allowed to tell you you're partying too hard.
Wine and a Lunchable. That would be depressing if it wasn't the pepperoni and mozzarella one. Those are the shit!
I have to sleep with him. We're too much alike. It's like clash of the titans, except instead of clashing, he's putting it in me.
So it turns out high me is very efficient. I set 5 alarms to remind me to do things, i made mac and cheese, and i wrote a poem. I'm going places.
Randomize
