Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
she woke up, said "please dont tell me your name, i dont want to remember it"
Oddly enough when I decided to stop whoreing myself out... I lost most of my companionship.
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This needs to stop. I just vacuumed the wall. Adderall is a double edged sword.
Dude, someone broke the toilet seat in two, the is a pair of panties on the kitchen counter, and the entire house smells like a brewery
I don't think it's considwred fine dining when you're passing out at golden palace in chinatown at 4 am with you boss who happens to be wearing a dress.
His penis is small and he doesnt like Harry Potter. HE HAS NO REDEEMING QUALITIES WHAT AM I EVEN DOING HERE
She loves introducing her friends to my foreskin.
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You left a motherfucking bruise. ON MY TIT. How? How do you even. No.
Sorry I peed on your ottoman
I cannot believe I am seriously having a conversation about my best friend's sexual prowess as a dream lesbian.
There were no words. I got in his car, took my pants off, threw my shirt out the window, and got things started. After we were done I collected my clothes, gave him a kiss, and crept back into my house.
You're like the sex ninja. How doesn't he love you?!
I'm just too horny to handle empty house
I thought it was your cat but I was wrong your Roomba is possessed by a pissed-off evil spirit.
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