Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
I mean roof. it goes up. its important day. you should recongziw it.
You're drunk. Make complete sentences.
It's not luke its my birthday or anything. Mike, understand.
Apparently when you order 'bottomless fries' at red robin that doesnt mean you can go around to every table and eat all the fries you want off other peoples plates.
I wish my mouth had a period so that could be my excuse on those days I don't feel like giving head
It's not kidnapping if it's romantic
This morning my doorman told me it was an accomplishment for me to be standing and conscious after last night.
doing lines of blow through a tampon applicator in the study lounge at 7am so i can finish an italian composition that was due a week and a half ago...such a good student.
Making a drinking game out of jeopardy does not mean you studied..
I made him leave at 3am, he texted me a couple minutes later and said the elevator was broken and he was sleeping in there, but he said I was worth it so I don't feel guilty
You know you drank too much last night when your mouthwash tastes like water
i want to go make food but i'll have to face my mom after telling her that the random i'm sleeping with, whose name i don't know, told me I was "too slutty to be his girlfriend" when i was drunk last night
Do you ever get so high you're like vibrating
Is it something I'm going to want to hug you for or slap you for?
Can we climb Your roof?
No bitch its 2am go home.
eveytime i go to his house my cute clothes always get taken off what's the point of even wearing them there?
Randomize
