I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
is it sad that whenever i need to spell "independent" i still sing that one rap song?
today i learned why jack sparrow loved rum so fucking much
No, i know about the eggs and penis, the oh wow was for the fire
Theres either a bag of coke in my pocket or a bag of anthrax, either way last night got way to serious
Hey remember that spam cooked in dr pepper we made? 10x better when the dr pepper is rum
Can I please come dance in my bra to destiny's child with you? I'll bring the wine and the glitter
I'm gonna be the best dressed mother fucker to ever get kicked out of that damn bar.
We had sex on the playground and then walked around his neighborhood grading houses based on their Christmas decorations
I don't know what she looks like but I'm pretty sure she has a pussy.
the puppy had a little leather gag and was using a ball gag as a fetch toy
I'm a stupid stupid woman who is totally going to rock this holiday season dick drunk on that Ginger
Turns out my GF and my FWB have a mutual friend. Yada yada yada, I need to crash on your couch
this poor kid thinks hes going to have his first time with both of us
I woke up using a beer can as a pillow. successful party?
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