i'm out of smokes so i just had an after sex popsicle. this might become an addiction.
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
The only thing I have to prove last night happened is a fireman's hat full of puke.
Every once in a while you'd chuckle to yourself, and when I asked you what's so funny u replied "sometimes my toes tickle eachother"
I got stood up on a date. They are singing "dancing with myself" on karaoke in my honor.
Stoned, and eating Doritos, and reading about lesbians for class. This is the life.
Body shots with my MILFs MILF!!
All I did was send my mom an ecard
Yep if he's taking selfies he's probably on drugs again.
We are 100% horrible people, and im extremely happy we are friends
I am the only person I know ever to have been brought TO the bar in the back of a cop a car. Twice.
Just got a snapchat from him that was a video of with the caption "my new apartment" in Brazil. I think we might not be seeing eachother anymore.
Of course, you have to give the courtesy text like last night when I told you my dick was gonna smell like peppermint
I mean that was the nicest way to be dumped by some one I wasn't dating.
everything I love is going to destroy me, so if coconuts are the answer, so be it.
Nothing kills the mood like opening another guy’s dick pic in bed
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