Tell me why I keep soberly hesitating to go pee in fear of breaking the seal. Thank you college.
She came over and gave me a handy and then just lingered for a day and a half. Worst weekend ever.
On an unrelated note: I'm also a big advocate of the "never waste a boner" theory.
She stopped mid hookup to ask me if we'd be done before Taco Bell closed.
The first couple times was just weird, but after last night, I'm beginning to think you have a real problem banging pregnant women who are carrying someone elses child.
Dude id rather jerk off w a fist full of bee's than deal with that girl that never stops talking.
With the drought our water bill is skyrocketing. No more shower sex, masturbating, or pretending to be under a water fall after smoking a blunt.
Sending a dick pic with a 2010 time stamp on it is violation of proper sexting etiquette
Doing the walk of shame and bringing my dad a newspaper en route. Favourite daughter status confirmed.
I was drunk and really grossed out when you poured cheese on me and, I guess I just freaked out.
I'm sure there are thousands getting dick today in the name of independence
FUCK and YOU. times 10. To infinity and beyond. You bastard. Worst. Cockblock. Ever. I'm going to nail your sister.
His dad and I had a drunk conversation about life. At 4 am he told me that I was 21 and cute and should fuck whoever I want.
i think im in europe. pls send help
Can now check off "Start bar fight with my dad." on my bucket list.
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