Nice. Sry i missed. Also sorry that i pissed on my toothbrush last nite
Sink seemed easy target but balance was no good
how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
I just had to explain to the pharmacy cashier that the Plan B and thank you notes I was buying were not related.
Her vagina should come with caution tape.
Prostitute standing on the corner thrusting at cars as they drive by. New marketing strategy?
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
i was considerably less excited after they told me my present didnt have a penis
He doesn't make grammatical errors. Even while getting head.
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
I know it's early but when you wake up can you please validate my life and tell me I'm not just a drunk idiot.
I had mdma, weed, and alcohol in my system. My doctor seems to think that's how I tore my groin.
I convinced a German girl that I was born while my mom was water skiing and I preceded to barefoot ski behind her via the umbilical cord...
I'M IN A SPINNING VORTEX OF SELF-HATRED AND HORNINESS
I swear I have some evil slut demon in me when I'm blacked out
Don't we all.
I think I fell asleep on my pizza last night. Damn, I am sauccccy.
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