first missing my period. then crying at the clinic... but why?
we had sex 3 months ago. you missed your period 2 weeks ago. but nice try.
used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
you know whats weird about having a girlfriend....I look forward to masturbating now....sort of like quality me time.
i hate when u poo a lot and when u wipe theres no poopy residue on the TP. it makes me feel like my butt hole is hiding something from me. just had 2tell sum1.
she said she missed her period, but is going to six flags... think im safe?
Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
also I just used a straw to drink the juice out of a tomato b/c I forgot how to bite.
I'm never telling my kids not to take ecstasy, never. Idk what my mom was thinking.
Did I tell you I bit someone's arm for you last night
Well sort of got busted by a cop while having sex outside, so your call
You have not lived until you've had your brains fucked out on a broken down Tunnel of Love ride. Life is good.
Well I typed "penicillin a" into the search engine and before I could finish "penicillin and drinking" popped up. Google knows me too well.
sam was dropping a deuce next to me. wrote me a note that said "glad we shared this experience." passed it under the wrong stall. the other guy picked it up. that's all I know so far.
Lmao. K I'll be 100% honest. I was over at your place like 12 hours ago with your roommate. If I hadn't of been there then I'd take you up on your booty call offer. So. If you're not creeped out another time please?
Had to trim my nails cus they got too long to effectively finger myself with
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