doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
Skipping work because i'm still too drunk from last night still. got home at midnight and passed out in front of my door for 2 hours bc i couldn't find my key
had to call my rooommate to let us in. Passed out in my dress and found the key on my hair tie-in my hair- just now.
You were running around with scissors offering people free haircuts.
Well now I have my semen on her headphones
This dude was wearing a "Plan B- One Step" backpack. I wonder how many more I have to buy until I get mine??
i can now proudly say that ive peed off of a balcony overlooking the pacific ocean AND a balcony overlooking the atlantic ocean
she left with her roommate. or at least i think she did. but i also just thought i ate candy corn but i'm hal convinced it was candle wax.
She sat next to me on the couch and said "word going around is you got a sweet cock". My nickname problem was solved!
I ate you ate to the whole david gray album
I put tequila in my salad dressing yesterday. Step the fuck up.
is it too much for me to say that i have a ziplock bag with ice in it in my underwear?
I want to get up and tell you that smells delicious but I'm struggling with the idea of pants
Ah, but I don't wear underwear. Every day is Commando Wednesday.
Seriously, he's as bad as Joffrey. I hope this ends like Game Of Thrones did.
you had her IN YOUR BED NO PANTS AND YOU GAVE HER THW BOOT?!?!?!
Stage five clinger bro. had to go.
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