Did u know that at any givin time there r 46,948,952 drunk people in the world? Were not alone
I just pulled a feather out of my vagina.
I am not joking.
I just got a bj @ my old preschool...my childhood memories r all ruined
so it turns out that "condoms galore" does, indeed, come up on your bank statement
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Well, McDonalds 'escorted' me out after I passed out mid-order
The lady next to me at the airport just baggage checked a six pack. She is now my hero.
I'm sure me singing - rather loudly - "fuck me in the back seat" last night didn't help either.
Bro, he broke his neck diving into a kiddy pool.
Its not even real halloween yet. This extremely toxic yet briliant costume is going to kill me
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can i bring anything?
Any of the following: Sex doll, side dish, fruits/vegetables that look like dildos, beer
is there a theme i should know about?
Do they make liter beers?
They make 40s
Do they make 2 liter beers
They make 2 40s
I told you I missed you and you said you missed me as much as you miss a urinary tract infection. I get it. You're still mad.
Life should not be this hard with a dick this big.
i like beer, sex, and cooking. what more can he want?
Started my new year off by being hospitalized with pneumonia. You?
Found out I'm pregnant.
I'll stick with pneumonia.
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