Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
i'm at a party where swedish girls are dumping laundry detergent on each other because it glows in blacklight. this is awesome
i just went through and liked all 1,239 of her pictures instead of writing my english paper. don't tell her, i want her to be surprised
i've never seen someone face fit so perfectly in a toilet bowl
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I feel like wearing underwear would just be poor planning
I will now refer to my life as before and after I used Astroglide for the first time
Sorry we couldn't "turn off the mirrors." How're you feeling today?
In a shocking revelation, I learned that the Easter Sunday shit show happened not because of vodka but because my gay neighbor drugged me.
Hey remember that night when you sang Fergie to me? I think that's the exact moment in time when the thought "I could be faithful to this man" came into serious consideration.
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she's like a sexy human version of my cat. i can't catch her, and she keeps throwing up in the corners.
wow, being home for Xmas is freaking weird on tinder. I went to high school with everyone I'm matching... The fact that this many jocks like me now is a huge ego boost from my lack of glory days.
...and I'm done. I just matched two boys I used to babysit without realizing it.
I need to see you idiots before I go back to school. But we shouldn't snort Crown Royal this time.
for some reason leaving your socks onmakes it less meaningful.
Now go get drunk with your fam and get back into ur christmas groove. No time for gonnorhea
yes we're having sex but I'm texting you...so what does that tell you?
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