My penis is the apex of life and all other references. Lookin for a cheap vagina at this point. And cheap Korean BBQ
if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
then they high fived as they party boyed me. I was a policewoman sandwhich. I love you halloween.
so he came in me this morning and i was like WTF DUDE. i called him Daddy until he agreed to pay the full $40 for plan B. He wants to name our Patrick because it will be a st pattys day baby. absolutely NOT.
I wish there were college classes that were useful to your daily life, like how to pack a proper bowl in pitch black darkness.
You were too busy being proud of your penis shaped pancakes to notice...
i wont go near him until the smell goes away , and he takes the chex mix box off his head.
Yeah you fell over while you were peeing and you said "hold I'm, I'm still peeing"
I'm laying in bed with a case of beer,.. That's how this break up is going..
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
No more. You can't have nice things, and vodka is a nice thing.
i made the walk of shame wearing her booty shorts that said juicy on the back. i'm still counting it as a good night
Yeah if I don't text back. I'm eating. sleeping. Or lifting. Or drinking. Or playing call of duty. Like shit man
Um, It's tempting but I'm not into coke or farmers.
I couldn't figure out what was more important, finishing the shot or putting out the fire on my leg.
Randomize
