Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
Denial is the first step to alcoholism…and I don't hate it
Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
I was doing the dishes wondering what was with all the tiny little cups, but then I remembered that some people drink things other than huge mixed drinks and big cups of water the next day.
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This Casey James character from American Idol is really gonna mess up my sex life.
Or maybe the fact that you know who Casey James is will be what messes up your sex life.
12 trash cans filled with water. Beer cans floating in each, 12 ft apart. Dodgeball. Ultimate beer pong.
Rules. We have to wear superhero outfits
You know it's time to cut back when your unemployed drug dealer roommate tells you that you party too hard.
Is "you left your socks here, please come get them" a good way of saying "come fuck me?"
i looked down and was like "oh shit thats blood" then it was like "shit, thats not my blood." then it was like whos blood is this??
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That commercial was clearly aspirational. I think Arbor Mist would pair nicely with Oscar Meyer
Only I could host a baby shower where the cops get called.
Since when do you jog?
Since hot shirtless guy that lives across the street jogs
I'm on the same pooping schedule as a professor I've never had. He now says what's up to me in the hallway
Does it still count as a threesome if one girl left halfway through cause we were having too much sex?
Fuck you for even being able to ask that question
There's wine in the fridge here. You could leave school and we could get day drunk.
That's my favorite drunk.
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