But I'm halfway naked in a seductive pose! I just want to get this right...
Did I tell you he has dinosaur sheets?
Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
He gave his mom his old phone, and I am SO paranoid
Did you send adult things?
Um. Yes would be the understatement of the year
its not a holiday until ive ruined the family picture because im drunk
The higher i get, the less gay he looks, and the more i want to make out with him. This is dangerous.
I'm confident that their children would come out as 100% authentic rats
If my penis could make facial expressions, it would constantly have a smile on.
This snow needs to melt so I can get wasted on someones front lawn
reason #326 why I'm still single.... my date just told me there's a little boy ghost that lives in his closet because he likes his music.
Yeah, I've hit on priests at bars, too. Such a shame, there are a lot of hot men out there who've devoted themselves and their glorious genitalia to the Lord -_-
Fall is here I will miss walking downtown in nothing but paint and pasties
Whenever you have to pee or whatever I'll be over here to harass you
I think it might be the guy sitting next to me. I've concluded he HAS to be smuggling insane amounts of onions in his wardrobe to smell like that
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