i slept with her, drove her to her sisters house to babysit, and then drove around the block where i met her sister and had sex with her in my van. I'm family Friendly!
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
He looks like the kind of guy that would jack off to weird things.
I'm just gonna ignore the fact that I have no pants on and find a way home. A good one-nighter never goes back for his pants.
Hey, this is a mass text. I have a hospital bill from November, and I don't know from what. Did anyone bring me to the hospital on a drunken night that I don't remember...?
He went down on me while I had rollers in my hair. I've never felt more like a lady.
I've been laying here all day wondering why my back hurt so bad and then I remembered last night.... When you pushed me through that glass table.
Omg. I wanna lecture the drug dealer about how highschool should not be his glory days.
Embrace your curves. Cuz we're too poor for a coke habit.
Strange request but for my birthday you should get me one of those vibrators that you can plug into your iPod that go along with the music.
Ended up in some house where this dude has a $1200 leopard cat
Being a fine ass woman in a world full of fuckboys is the realest struggle I've ever known.
We peed on a building I think...like a building in downtown...not out of view of anyone.
I walked into your room and you were wearing party beads, a foam finger, and reading the dictionary. Good night?
I swear he is my soulmate. He kept feeding me goldfish while we were fucking. Who wouldn't enjoy that while having sex.
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