Got a toothbrush?
let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
I threw up so much beer last night that my puke had a nice head on it.
If we were unicorns we would fly together. Like in a pack. A pack of flying unicorns.
As a matter of fact you told me i fulfilled your "woodshop teacher fantasy"
my self respect just called, its having a good time without me
I'm not trying to be dramatic but if someone makes you choose between getting a Brazilian or dying. For the sake of your sanity just fucking die
I HAVEN'T FUCKED ANYONE IN FOREVER AND A HALF I DON'T DESERVE TO BE A TRASHY BLONDE
Not good... He ate my chips. Thats not a sex analogy for anything. My actual potato chips... gone. I lost on both ends.
It was awful. He had a wife
And now you've had a year of virgin penance. Absolve yourself.
Amazon.com "suggested" I buy both nipple clamps and opera gloves.
We christened the whole apartment and fucked on the balcony. It was amazing. I'm 100% sure downtown heard me climax. Now we can unpack.
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
Dude she literally licked him. He was covered in cheese and in her high state what else was she gonna do?
in fetal position in his closet not sure if he knows im here... hugging his spongebob cake pan i stole.... now please come find me..
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