She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
I was in a threesome last night that turned into a violent domestic dispute with damage to a hotel. Wish you were there!
I didn't realize how much I missed him until his balls were back in my mouth..
If my bosses could see, smell or hear me right now they would understand why its a horrible idea to keep the office open sundays
i dont know everytime i see her teeth i get erectile disfunction
I am so 35 right now. Listening to REM, drinking red wine, and crying over an article about ecstasy in oprah magazine.
Don't upload the drink o meter to your google calendar. Somehow binge drinking looks even worse with a time stamp.
In my defense, last night's hookup turned out to be my actual girlfriend. That's gotta count for something, right?
I was laying there trying to sleep and then he sat up, took out his dick, and put it on my shoulder. It wasn't even hard- it was just casually perched.
I was giving this guy head and he stopped me to look me in the eyes and say "you have a gift"
You're the third Mark I've fucked in that bed.
And then you screamed, "I JUST WANNA POUR MAPLE SYRUP ALL OVER HIM AND RAVISH HIS BODY!!"
i am not an asshole. i paid for her to take a cab home.
dude, we were in ann arbor. she's from cincinnati. ten bucks didn't even get her back on I-94. i maintain my position. you are indeed an asshole.
I just bought a slurpee and condoms. God bless America.
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