i found her turbo button.....if you know what i mean.
Oh my god it's like Minesweeper. I can tell there's sex in three of the four rooms, but which one is the safe one?
Ive yelled into your vagina. There are few lines we haven't crossed at this point.
It's only 8pm and Karl already got a stripper fired.
Sooo the theme of my 21st is rapidly becoming Gay Mexico
I was going to make out with him...then he licked syrup off the kitchen floor.
I just googled, "how to do boob makeup" thats the kind of night I wanna have.
Remember when you fed me goldfish while I was -inside- of someone?
He Dutch ovened me while I was hiding under the covers from his mom. Needless to say it did not end well.
Did you clean his pubes up off the table yet?
Let's go. I'm waiting for my time to shine among the stars of never never land. Make sure you bring my Peter Pan costume this time. Shit's bout to get real glittery.
Lol he touched my butt after his grad party and a shooting star went by. No kidding. My ass is mystical.
all I know is id definitely throw up if you guys ever dated so if you do stay the fuck away from me
Oh yeah I meant to tell you the Tomb Raider looking girl so crop dusted me on the stairway
getting my period the day i moved was my bodies way of saying 'congratulations youre not leaving town with anybodies babies!'
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