she cant drink. allergic to alcohol.
ewwww. she might as well have a dick.
You saying I have a drinkingg problem is like saying Superman has a flying problem.
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
He was ugly. Like horse ugly. But he was built for power, not for speed.
Fuck. The basement bathroom I've been getting head in for 6 months just went 'Out of Service'.
and he should realize what an amazing ex i am for encouraging my best friend to hook up with him
He thinks he's a sex addict. Just. My. Type.
Well she started to strip and when she slung her hair at me, she painted my face with sweat. A LOT OF SWEAT. It was a weird boner.
Still breathing?
Still breathing , but quite out of it. I think I hallucinated like 20 action sequences.
What.
He is really drunk but I just found $20 so it's like I am getting paid to babysit
I know he's gay. But if he touches my vagina I'm human centipeding his face. Sorry not sorry
he looks like the poster child for myspace how the hell does he have other hoes?
It's slightly odd going to a booty call during morning rush hour with everyone else going to work.
I got locked into my place today. You might be wondering if that was a typo... It's not.
I'm reading fall out boy fanfic. What has my life come to.
Randomize
