I either just heard my neighbors having sex or she really agreed with whatever he was talking about.
Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
Don't tits with veins remind you of road maps?
Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
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I drunk wandered into my parents bed and slept between them
2am update: i think I'm in Mexico but I found a dennys. Everyone but this cute family of 4 is speaking Spanish. Cute family of 4 is helping me out.
I call it my summer of slut; except summer lasts from May until December. It's been incredibly successful
You have all been randomly chosen to participate in a new game called: how high was I? If you have any information about this or about where my clothing items went give me a shout. Thanks an good luck.
And they were awkwardly all over each other in a Christian way.
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Don't blame me. I told you I didn't know if I had a key to those hancuffs.
if you fuck our toilet off the wall again, i'm going to be so mad.
Says the girl who left her friends to go have phone sex in the bathroom at Michael's
He gave me a script of norcos and touched my balls so overall it's been a good day.
EITHER I'M HIGH OR JUST REACHED A NEW LEVEL OF SINGLE FEMALE SADNESS BECAUSE THIS BROWNIE IS GIVING ME ORGASMS
I'm still here... I feel so bad wearing your mom's cardigan at a strip club 🙈
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