You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
I did that thing again where I get way too drunk and go gay. Then wake up in the morning and freak out at the person. Yet another bar I cannot go back to
my mom just found my flavored lube in the basement. she gave me a lecture about how "giving head is degrading" omg i feel sooooo bad for my dad
Apparently someone switched my cash for monopoly money after midnight so I couldn't get any more drinks at the bar
Went to get my tattoo today. Found out the piercing girl is bi. I may just get my nipples done to get hit on tomorrow. Confidence is low these days.
He burst into tears while I was blowing him. NEVER giving a bj for a graduation present again.
But seriously he was like a god with his hands. My vagina feels annointed.
I just brushed my teeth. In the car. With watered down Sprite. From Saturday. Multi-tasking at its finest.
Im like a saiyan, last weekends hangover will only make me stronger
fuck off. It's 10am and I'm drink gin and ginger ale through a twizzler straw. My life is marvellous
maybe one of us should just pity fuck him and get it over with.
Seriously, he's as bad as Joffrey. I hope this ends like Game Of Thrones did.
I am 5' 11" of pure, uncut Fuck Off right now.
if you were broke and planning on using koolaid as a tequila chaser which flavor would you pick?
Apparently last night I was doing back bends for the guy making my easy mac because clearly it wasn't easy enough for me.
Randomize
