when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
Have fun fixing the bed from last night Bob Villa.
At least you didn't call me Brittany this time
She's "scared" of blowjobs, so she just played with it for a while.
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
At one point you starting double fisting oreos in your mouth confused about how you got out of the car
At the bar. Madeline and I totally brought our own pitcher from home because they always run out. Hello alcoholism.
LOVE ME LIKE A KANGARO LOVES A POUCH YOU DUMB CUNT
Just successfully made home fries from potatoes we used as bowls while stoned as shit. I deserve a trophy.
She cracked her neck before the blowjob and I knew shit just got real.
NO I WOULD NOT GET A GUMMER FROM A GRANDMOTHER
Looking back on this weekend, I'm most grateful I never brought up with word "toe-fucking" at the bachelorette party.
About to throw up, bathroom line up, Bro sees me. Yells, 'PUKER GET OUT OF WAY' THEY ALL PARTED WAY THREW ME INTO A STALL AND CHEERED AS I THREW UP INTO THE TOILET. we are going back
I made out with a girl because I wanted to get in the VIP section of the bar because they have these big comfy couches. It worked.
I'm honestly just saving all my liver's power for when I die this weekend. that's how it works right
I knew the bike rally would be fun when I saw "male pole dancing" on the schedule
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