My balls are about to become a huge part of your mouth's life
Aunt Jean just announced that her pubic hair is getting thicker as her head hair gets thinner. As a family we are just not a people of mystery.
He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
She cut off the top of a watermelon and is now eating it with a spoon. She's more than half done.
THERE WAS A HANDPRINT OF BLOOD ON HIS SHOULDER
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
He kept checkin to make sure you were still alive after you passed out on his bed, After like the 4th time he walked back in there you were naked on his bed eating an apple, claiming he needed to be the Adam to your Eve..That drunk..
I knew us throwing ourselves at him back in the day would pay off. I'm gonna b a divorcees rebound. Score!
Do you congratulate someone for having bigger tits, or is that a no no?
Come camping we have xanax and steaks
like when you break up with someone your virginity slowly starts to grow back & when it's done it's like ding ding ding you're ready to date again
Far be it from me to tell you where you store your dildos but from an interior decorating standpoint not fucking there
Sitting naked, eating lucky charms with rain boots on
It was just a hint of nipple. I kept it classy!
Do you even hear yourself?
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