I chugged a bottle of robotussein and i ducking saw a blind lady on a purch sewing a shirt! And a tree portal
If the pens lose tonight I'm gonna drive to Detroit and burn 8 mile to the ground.
Actually I may do that regardless. Probably get my own holiday.
Feel like bed is flying. Not sure where we're going. Hope there is candy.
I wanted to dispute a few 411 charges on my phone bill. The service rep told me I called them four times asking for Lady Gaga's number.
i wish there was a photo editing effect that fully opened my drunk eyes
If youre the one that ate my brownies this morning I only have two things to say to you
Those had pot in them
And good luck on your interview asshole
I never thought to pass out in a hotel lobby rather then paying for a hotel room until you taught me that's acceptable at the Hilton
I woke up and took my shirt off, and there was what I was assume to be pieces of tree in my chest hair. Any ideas about that one?
Just played slippy cup. Flip cup plus slip n slide. What did you do with your fourth of july?
Commuter bitches be judging your sister and her bag fulla wine. It's a motherfucking rosé, bitch!
Peanut butter fills the cracks of my heart
I was sitting here smiling wondering why i'm so fucking happy at work. cookie has kicked in
friends who go to the bar together leave the bar together and im not leaving you behind ohana means family
he sent me a picture of him holding out his pinky so we could pinky promise. i have to fuck him now
I'll get the most aesthetic strap on, you'll see
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