i saw a guy balancing a black cat on his head last nite
get a pic
i tried he was too far away anotherguy was walking with paper bags on his feet explain that
i want ur life
So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
you should probably quit with the whole "no homo" thing, especially when you are drunk, "mo homo"gives the wrong impression.
i just sent this text using only my big toe
i just taught a 3 year ld how to do a jager bomb, i cant wait to have kids
Fail #1 I puked off the balcony onto the balcony below us and when I tried to pour water on it in the morning to wash it off it just went all over their deck. Sorry room 1342 but welcome to Jamaica
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
that's probably because you left your arm in the fishtank for 90% of the night
There was a point where you were singing "Friends in Low Places" to yourself while Juicy J was playing so I got worried.
Brb crying the tears of my youth
Currently eating Dominos at the bar high as shit so that's how homework is going
It's all part of my master plan: have him buy me all I can eat pizza and all I can drink beer AND THEN tell him there was no spark and we're better off as friends.
And all i could do was bury the part of me that felt guilty for cradle robbing and put on my dick swallowing bib.
I just walked in on her masturbating to a social anxiety video...
I WILL go to space. And if we find aliens I WILL fuck one. It’s the Marine Corps way
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