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He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
This is why I'm not putting my name in lights over your bed.
he doesnt exactly give off the "im mature enough to use my penis" vibe
We're gonna have horrible, horrible babies.
Well the strippers have danced to goo goo dolls and green day, time of your life. Were all gonna commit suicide.
I have fruit by the foot roll-ups. I wonder if a man could tie them together and make an editable bra....
we're meeting twins and drinking tequila. i love life
Your grammar in that last text message was so awful.. My vagina wants to go crawl in a hole, and never speak to you again.
I am officially now FB friends with my arresting officer.
Ever since we've gotten back together, it's like the ghosts of booty call's past have been hitting me up. Lol.
I'm hungry, horney and thirsty. Pick two you want to help out with.(please pick horney)
WHY HAVE SO MANY THING GONE IN MY BUTT ON THIS TRIP
Also while I’m drunk I saw your penis in like 4th grade when I walked past the boys bathroom
I just found your "it's drinking time" note in my chem notes. Why did this never happen??
I was waiting for you to find it...I'll be over in 5
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