Fyi mom and I voted and you're the DD tonight, congratulations
Got a basket, 50 condoms, some candy, 100 plastic eggs & my bunny costume. Campus will feel my wrath in 2 weeks
I'm watching the red sox through my neighbors window from my bathroom. We're winning btw.
I never had a problem I couldn't slut my way out of.
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did you dip my ponytail in franzia? its the only thing i can think of to explain my hair right now.
Things got outta hand once she told me to water-board her with Patron.
Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
Dude found out there's an open bar at the celebration of life thing for my grandma which is at noon. Now I know why I can drink so much
I really don't think there's anything more liberating than farting.in a loud bar where no one.can.hear you
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If I'm going to risk life and limb to wear a Wings jersey to the Garden next week, the least they can do is win.
And the most would be ending up in bed with one of them.
I am no longer drunk enough to crave tostitos
She has that type of face she reminds me of that weird girl from napoleon dynamite only taller and with hoop earrings.
You had sex with him AND his man bun. Like not just him but also the bun.
Why do my weekends always degenerate into using my little brothers childrens board games for drinking games?
This toilet bowl is my home.
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