You don't get off work for this? I feel genuinely bad for you.
I'll have a beer when I get into the office. Yes, I hide beer in my work frige.
I know they r crazy. However porn on a big screen is an easy commitment. They come with mute, stop, fast fwd and replay buttons. if only all women came that way...
Let me tell you a story about the rise and fall of my self esteem
I got to stop making out with my boss at work. I think we should just get it overwith, be dissaponted and move on.
I think thanksgiving was created so we could all be thankful that we're still alive after the night before.
Never again let me pretend to be australian for free booze.
i just successfully used the word "hymen" in a paper...welcome to senior seminar in lit.
My vagina supports interfraternal relations
He fucked me so hard I might have to go to the hospital for internal bleeding
Can I have him when you're done?
Literally this kid just told me he's not planning to live past 30. Then he hit himself with a frying pan.
Not only did my parents pick me up from his hotel room in the morning, but he also came outside and had a casual little chat with my dad through the driver's side windrow.
i woke up with fake boobs glued on my chest and a large black dildo on my hand. then i had to dress myself and walk home. people saw.
All I have in my new place is coke and a treadmill.. it's workout Wednesday
2014 decided to stick it to me one last time. Right up the ass.
OK... But I need to shower first because I'm covered in stuff I definitely shouldn't have slept in
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