have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
As a driver I hate pedestrians, and as a pedestrian I hate drivers, but no matter what the mode of transportation, I always hate cyclists.
Her sex list was a LOT longer than mine. She tried to justify it by saying '4 of those don't count because they were in the gang bang'.
She wanted to watch a Baby Einstein DVD while we fucked. I'm pretty open minded but that felt a little creepy.
Apparently everytime he put me down to bed I escaped out the window, I faintly recall climbing into the canoe in the back yard, and air paddling.
To the genius that put everclear in my humidifier: your time is coming.
Just paid off my possession ticket on 4/20. Helloooo awesome.
She just drunkenly falls over and yells " I lost my footing!" in a british accent and then proceeds to run into the wall... did you spike her water?
I get a nose bleed and my uncle is automatically giving me the "your doing lines off dashboards again aren't you" look
You've never sent a girl a dick pic?
Call me old fashioned
My night ended with a French cab driver offering me his sperm free of cost.
We were sexting and i didn't know what to say, so i said i wanted to wrap him in tortillas and devour him like a burrito. then i went on by saying that i liked my burritos with a lot of cheese.
I felt like I needed to shower with a Mr. Clean Magic Eraser.
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
we tried to make a drinking game out of 4 pokemon cards you found in a drawer.
Randomize
