Just met a synchronized swimmer, can you imagine the things she could do in the water
Legs for days
Harpoon that
I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
Apparently I signed "I love you" on my bar tab last night.
you washed your face with toilet water last night.. i tried to stop you but you wouldn't have it.
So i was told that i peed in the sink, had sex with a pillow and banged on a washer while singing idian chants
How did I end up in the pool?!
Welcome to ASU
He pulled his pants down and said blow me, while passing out on my bed. I then pulled his pants up as he continuously started moaning in the background.
We are stranded. Come find us. Bring an egg
Did u see the proverb she left as a comment on my picture?
Im not coming back to that place until im drunk. If I walk in there sober Ill start screaming uncontrollably. Not words, just sounds.
I have a bruise on dick where you tried to "high five" me.
It's a goat... but where the fuck did it come from?
I just watched my mom get dick on Skype.
That d should have definitely been an s.
I asked him to sing a song so he couldn't hear me throwing up as he was holding my hair
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