we better have passed that bar exam - i dont want to have to drink like this again
I didn't join FB to see my only child straddle that boy in all her pictures.
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
it was like a congratulatory penis slap
Excuse me hold on, hooking up with someone who is verified on twitter is like being important.
So who won the naked front yard Olympics last night?
Well my tits are spray painted gold & i have what i think r the Olympic rings shaved in my vag !!!!!!!SO its safe to say i won something ....
He took getting"shit in your neighbors hot tub drunk" way to literally
do you know how ratchet you have to be to get kicked out of a drag club on Halloween weekend??
I didn't realize how drunk I was until my vagina was in the snow.
You can fuck me but I'm keeping my parka on.
I lied. Can't workout today. Only exercises I'm currently capable of doing are breathing ones to keep last night's drinks ending up all over the classroom.
I can't tell if my bong is gender-neutral or not
I found my weird threshold when Truth or Dare became everyone get naked and snort Adderall off the kitchen counter.
You answered, dry heaved into the phone twice, & then hung up on me.
Woke up. Found about 20 condoms upstairs. A hole in the couch. Bread on the floor. Going back to sleep.
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