they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
I just saw a midget ride by on a scooter...wearing a bowtie and a helmet. My life is complete.
I love how all the girls on the plan b commercial wake up alone.. Like me
If you go to the bathroom don't ask why there's diet coke on the toilet. Loller copter. Blow is fun.
just got home. some guy on my porch is tryin to show me his balls. no more parties at my apartment.
Her stripper name is Geico. I'm not drunk or creative enough to make this up.
At what point in my life did a night that has strippers, belly dancers, tequila and a midget become "average"?
Your CAR. Is in a LAKE. I'd say "a big mess" is a pretty conservative description of the situation.
He stopped mid-sex to read the subtitles on a Korean movie we had playing in the background.
yeah we're mixing orange juice, vodka, and rum and calling it Oj Simpson On Trial
I told her I named my penis "The Spirit of Exploration." That's all it took.
She asked if i could guess "what shape her carpet was". I got it wrong (christmas tree).
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
I would just like to point out that a bandaid led to sex. The lesson here is always have a bandaid in your wallet.
I swear to God if you fuck my cousin I will fuck your dad.
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