So we were in the middle of hooking up when he stopped me. I thought he was having a moral dilemma about the whole having a girlfriend thing. But no. He got down on all fours, butt naked, and started throwing up and farting simultaneously. I took it as my cue to leave.
Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
He moved away. I mourned his dick all of Sunday. I feel a little better now.
And we hooked up in the carwash. I told you our creative juices were flowing today.
i am positive it's ok to drink. it's just pieces of the plastic knife i forgot was in the blender.
apparently i was cut off before i even walked in
If anyone from work finds out about us I will rip your dick off, sew it to your forehead and feed your balls to you like little grapes
marshmallow pipe was a success. so was melon pipe. come try it
I'm sorry, you might have to start setting aside some time in your day for my pussy.
ERIN AND I ARE GETTING MATCHING VIBRATORS. I'M PEER PRESSURING YOU INTO JOINING THE CLUB. Besides we're the three best friends that anyone could have, you better not ruin that by being a pussy and not treating your pussy to awesomeness. That is all.
Dumb decision of the night...walking home drunk and smelling my pepper spray
whatever bro. i had ice cream and whiskey for breakfast and its noon. this is the second worst christmas ever.
Anytime he goes down on me i automatically think of you cheering me on. Your a good friend.
All I want is to get shitfaced and fuck random strangers is that really to much to ask?
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