Is it wrong that I didn't stop masterbating when the credit card company called?
did you answer or finish?
both
saturday- my day is open, my legs are not. you in?
well apparently not.
turn left when you see the girl thats puking on the sidewalk. she hasnt been moving much so she makes a good street marker
She found 60 bucks at the strip club. Its probabably been in a vagina but really most money probably has
This is your liver's 7:15 wake up call. Mandatory margarita popsicles after work today. Rule #71: no excuses, play like a champ!
also, just kill me. literally hit me with a vehicle, or an aircraft, something that will ultimately make me forget tonight.
you're expensive. Idk about all this. What happened to free make outs?
Sobriety and mild self-respect
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
On the plus side, I got cel phone video of a major fox news host doing coke.
Well, if worst comes to worst, I have pictures of his penis that I can put on the internet
The struggles of a small town man whore
There's a 50-50 shot that I will wake up with an ass tattoo tomorrow.
We're meant to be. Apparently God wants me to get dicked down pretty good too so I'm not complaining about destiny
He noticed my new Lipstick so later tonight it's going to be on his dick.
I'll give you some leg action but I'm not showing you anything else until your penis admits it loves me
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