I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
Just watched a fat girl on a scooter run into the back of a bus head first
You are the luckiest man alive
I don't think he understands what an important role his penis plays in my level of self esteem
I swear if it wasn't for meeting for drug dealers @ gas stations, i would never remember to get gas.
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Dude he's not responding... I'll take that as an unpleasant visit to the clinic
I've decided to dedicate my life to finding out which flavor of Gatorade tastes best after you brush your teeth
Halloween night fail: My boob sweat from keeping my phone in my bra caused the front screen to stop working from water damage.
Its a cash in stratch tickets to afford cigarettes and coffee kind of friday
Alex I've come up with a new medical condition. dick depression. it's a real thing and I have it
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I'm having a funeral for my vibrator. Please be there. I need your dick for support.
What happens if you die with an erection? Does it stay hard? Disclaimer: I'm high.
He referred to his penis as "The Purple Headed Yogurt Slinger." I'm both disgusted and turned on
like, there should be nothing wrong with me wanting to watch you put on a bikini and roll around in a kiddie pool of jello
You chugged Absolut from a beer bong. Why WOULDN'T you be a champion?
Next time we do shrooms i am finding an open field at sunrise and running through it and nobody is stopping me this time!
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