We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
smoked weed with Joakim Noah last night....if he was half as fast to the basket as he is to grab a joint from me we'd have another championship on our hands
To think... Somewhere, too drunk by buckcherry is someone's theme song
Oh no, it isn't official until she poops.
It took you an unbelievable amount of time to realize that your ass was on fire.
My new years resolution is to be alive new years morning
how was last night?
i woke up with my hand stuck in a jam jar with my keys in the bottom and a dog licking peanut butter off my boobs. you tell me.
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
Come over we're drinking with orange soda as a chaser to honor 90s nick kenan and kel.
I just literally had a dance party in my closet. I've never been this blazed.
Kids parked next to me are getting it on. I'm eating chicken nuggets listening to Kanye alone. Happy Valentine's Day.
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
He’s 21. The president of his frat. I’m 28 and have a career!
Do it. It’s a noble position.
i black out too much to be "responsible"
Its one of those days... someone might die
Would a picture of my dick help?
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