on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
We put her face under a blacklight.....it looked like fireworks
What's the protocol on showing a video of me sucking the life out of my ex in order to prove beyond a doubt that I give great head???
We left your bucket of puke on your doorstep to clean out yourself. You're welcome.
I can feel my moral fiber fraying.
That amazing moment when the girl in the passenger seat decides to strip you while your driving.
I'm sitting outside your room listening for sex noises eating pepperoni...slowly
He fucks like those drill things that you see when you think of texas
I think girls have an advantage in chugging contests. We know how to just open our throats.
7% of guys ive been with can get me off... I did the math!
I understand why animals eat their young in the wild after watching your kid this afternoon
Accent: check. Hot body: check. 8" dick: check. Feeds me biscuits in bed after rampant sex: check. Should I continue with my "Why I'm not coming back to the States" List?
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
Just saw you run by my class yelling "fuck you!". Good luck and stay human!
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