i'm not a human right now. not even a dancer.
i make out with random ppl when i drink he shouldnt feel special
It's Christmas week. I wouldn't know what to do if i wasn't hung over.
Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
I saw someone get arrested while I was moving out...this has to be a good sign.
I can feel myself smiling like 10 minutes after I stop smiling, and that's just like... so awesome.
Babysitting for someone you accidently sent nudies to is so fucking awkward.
You may now shotgun with the bride
I'd rather not be labeled as that girl who came over, drank a bunch of their alcohol, woke up the 5 year old, broke shit and left
Church parking lot, park bench, front porch. I think she's more comfortable going down on me in public. May have found the one.
just had sex in my dorm hall public bathroom while wearing my favorite cat sweater. tonight was a win
So I think I've successful blown my foot off in a way that's going to make you call me an idiot.
I was floored. Like way less concerned with him using drugs than I am with him not believing in evolution.
I don't trust my subconscious. It sleeps with my exboyfriend sometimes.
Straight up last night my mom was like josh you need to find a job that doesn't include the selling or transporting of drugs
Randomize
