This isn't the rejection hotline, is it?
i forgot what you looked like. so we left to get pizza. sorry
Im def. not watching the CMAs. If Kanyes not gonna be there whats the point?
so i woke up.. still drunk and discovered my roommate in the living room passed out dick-in-hand watching porn..
What did u do?
turned the porn up and opened the windows so everybody goin to class could see him..
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Just looked at my outgoing calls. Seems I had a 7 minute convo with my 10th grade english teacher at 2:56 am Saturday...
He was on Keeping Up with the Kardashians it was like a deed from god to bang him
We JUST got rid of the new years fatties at my gym and now the spring break fatties are here. goddamn.
I actually had fun getting arrested. That high.
put me on a leash or i'm going to fuck someone
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He was uncircumcised
It was like inception. A penis within a penis within a penis
Nothing better then waking up to multiple snap stories of people doing body shots of tequlia off of you
I'm in his bed with no pants on and he's just eating a sloppy joe
I'm sorry I didn't get you anything for your birthday
It's just you didn't get me the fucking bear suit last year
On a brighter more disgusting note...... I think I just shart myself but I'm too afraid to find out.
The only food I have to eat is weed gummies and magic mushrooms... This is peak 34
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