Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
Let's just go topless and paint glitter over our nipples who the fuck cares
some guy i've known for a week sent me nudes saying "you're welcome" i need an award for this birthday
I think the world is coming to an end. Earthquakes, huricanes, floods, and now you say you LOVE him. Im building a shelter and going into hiding.
the welcome home hickey he left on my boob is really gunna put a damper on the rest of my thanksgiving hook up plans with the rest of my ex's
It's like if a cloud had tits and you laid on them.
We're in the kiddy pool eating marshmellows and drinking wine out of a box. Please dress casual.
And literally 4loko margaritas are callin my name. They're like "Hey girl come on over here I'll make you forget about grades and boys and it'll be a good idea to send everyone 55 snapchats of your cleavage" ok
I just sent you a multitude of sexual pictures...and you responded with a Charles Dickens Quote.
Woke up eating a pickle on the bathroom floor this morning in some random guys sweat pants.
Don't remember our skype call last night too well, but did I pee while skyping you?
You gotta have 1 orgasm for me and the rest can be for you. I'm living vicariously through you 😂
Can't talk, ducks in the car
I gave him one of my famous hand jobs.
i had sex with a girl named after a fruit last night and it was the best thing to happen to me in 2020
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