i just heard a guy call his kid "Google" in a way that leads me to believe that's his name. this day couldn't get worse.
Her "get-your-paper-done-early-blowjob" incentive is the thing that has successfully deterred my procrastination
Sitting at a bar next to a guy wearing sunglasses drinking a pitcher by himself and having an argument with himself over if journey is more ballin than kiss. Feel better about myself.
Balls are wasted. Waste are ballsted. Ballsd wasted
I was told u were the one who could explain to me why i woke up in the running shower, still in my dress and heels
My mom is purposely blasting Shania Twain downstairs so I can't jack off.
for once, the $56 i am about to pay for plan b was actually worth the sex.
You misunderstood me....i wasnt asking and it is not negotiable
You're making this sound more like a hostage situation than a booty call.
I'm gonna lurk in the mother fucking bushes and watch karma take him down like a gimpy gazelle.
Thats gotta be it. Also just found out that the fireworks will fit in the airsoft pistols...we are all gonna die
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
Well its official, I'm into significantly freakier sex than even I thought possible.
How bout we save the 40s for when we FINISH the project this time..
It's a sexual break up. We maintain a friendship and leave any and all sexual attraction out. It's not hard, having a baby is harder than that.
And then she proceeded to tell us that blowing your brother made her feel like part of the family. At this point you were still pretending to be a cat. Need I give another reason she can't live with us?
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