There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
Well my night just got interesting. I just home from the police station. Hope you had a fun night out!
she told me she had a boyfriend but the alcohol told me she didn't
So at this point...I'm sure you heard the story about Saturday night
giving a 30 min presentation still drunk is like giving birth, upside down in a pit of snakes while being on fire.
Also there's a dick sized hole in my tights...should I be worried?
He tells me he loves me and I say I just want him for sex, then he looks at me like I just said I hate puppies. What kind of guy is he?
Yay for living on the edge. I'm trying this new thing where I stop mom-arming people and promote bad decisions. It's working quite well.
I know it I should, but it's kinda nice. It's smells like unbridled enthusiasm and copious amounts of melt your face off sex.
Okay well we need to be adults. We're gonna end up with diabetes or some shit.
STONER SAFETY TIP: don't use the driver's side vanity mirror to check how red your eyes are while you're driving. it won't work. trust me.
Okay so.. What's with me and guys who have more than 2 nipples
He's been pretending to be gay for 3 months in order to get free weed.
Video footage says last night I reincarnated as stripper Shania Twain... Man, I feel like a (slutty) woman.
Omg there's puke under my pillow. Clearly I puked and tried to hide it. From myself. \n
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