i think the sales of Rosetta Stone are directly related to the size of that woman's tit's
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
I'm using process of elimination to determine which of our neighbors i fucked last night.
This is working out surprisingly well considering it started out with us using a christmas tree as a battering ram
Did you hear about Miss Teen Delaware? From the snippet they played on the radio, I knew exactly what porn company it was from. Maybe I should cut back
Dude, did you fall in a toilet on the way over here?
Was face down in one actually. Bars 2, Drew 0.
He told me he loved me. I didn't know what to say so i just squirted the baby oil at him
He told me he felt like he was just pistol-whipped by Testicle Man.
I am seriously only coming over if there are McNuggets. I want 10 bitch. Honey mustard.
After pissing all over her van its a lot easier to look her in the eye than I thought.
HAVE BEEN SPEAKING IN RUSSIAN ACCENT FOR 5 HOURS
SHIRT GONE
I'm not complaining, but why is it that every time I hang out with you I come home with random injuries and random girls?
so i just realized the reason you didn't answer my call last night is because the remote isn't a phone.
He put your tit in his mouth. Professionalism is out the window after that.
okay valid
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