your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
I just bought a large Pizza and Xanex in the same store...my night is complete
So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
you're single. I'm single. let's spend vday with the 3 most important men in our lives: ben, jerry, and josé
she acted like she'd never seen someone do speed off of a desk with a rolled up receipt. and she calls herself a grad student.
the only thing coherent you said from what i saw of you is when you were throwing up, i asked if you were done and you just "uh huh you know what it is"
On monday, while we were having crazy monkey sex, I earned $82. Vacation pay rocks.
We are keeping it ultra classy drinking 40s and playing croquet with 90s rap blasting in the back ground
You came home And decided to make beer battered bacon... That's why there was smoke
We're over by the bouncy castles. I'm the one wearing a baby. Bring Twizzlers.
Anyway. I unfriended all of these people like a grown up and I am never talking to them again
Metaphysical thesis on the illusion of self+ 2 day adderal binge = the walls of reality are crumbling
THERE IS A MAN IN THE BATHROOM IN COLONIAL GARB GET HERE
I’m home. Please don’t call me unless you have an arterial bleed or you’re on fire. Love you 😘
Hey, um, after thinking about it, I decided I really don't want to use applying olive oil to your ass for your fissure as part of foreplay because... well... really? Just read that again.
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