David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
Need sex. Gaining weight.
DO IT!!! IT MUST BE FATE THAT I GAVE YOU THAT CONDOM!!!!
9 of the 12 girls i had sex with in college are on facebook
it was an ugly road back then. i'm sure time hasn't been friendly.
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I just ate nachos topless with a fork. Live with meeee
I feel like I was just dunked in a tub of beer and then thrown in a giant dryer with rocks in it.
A stranger just came up to me and asked why I hadn't texted him, and if he was just a one night stand. I live for these moments.
Attn: you have now used your free, one time admission to pleasure town. Thank you for visiting I hope you enjoyed your trip. All future trips to P.T. Will cost you full admission price. We have different pricing plans to accommodate different situations, and remember it is more of a bartering system than a set price. Your patronage is always welcomed and once again thank you for visiting and have a fantastic evening.
Our Icelandic basketball player brought cocaine and rachael is screaming that he should do lines off her stomach. It's that kind of party
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Stayed out til 7 am.... Did u know there's a guy who goes up and down the quad at that hour playing bagpipes?
He walked into the bar right as I was licking the shotglass clean. We made eye contact for way too long..
so when our kids ask "when did you know you loved mommy?" you're gonna say "when she sent me emoticons about slobbing on my knob?"
My dad just bought me a 40. I consider this our peace treaty.
I disagree, if your last name is Weiner then the sending of dick pics should be mandatory. I'd give him a pass.
What's dad's email?
askmom@cause.idk
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