I mean don't get me wrong, vaginas are terrifying, they look so sneaky with all their layers and secret compartments and trap doors
im watching my roommate bang this girl. she doesn't look like she's any good, because he has a bored look on his face...
He made me pinky-promise that he gave me an orgasm.
I just found a receipt from ace where I bought 1 lrg plastic funnel, 2ft of 1" plastic tubing, and a 48" toboggan sled. Thank you cashier #552 for letting that poor life decision happen.
But it was well worth it to see a man fly through the air in a beaver costume...
I dont feel as bad coming home this baked because I gave my 14 year old sister a no drugs talk last night.
I think we should roll her a welcome back, sorry your godmom's on life support blunt.
Let me refresh your memory. New Year's Eve in the back of my car you grabbed my hand and said feel my tumor on my butthole and at that moment I swear we were infinite
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
Definitely but only if you hit on the 16 year old in the karate class as part of your waffle and gin fueled sexually deprived rage.
Also-when I die, I want it to be with my arms above my head so that when rigor mortis sets in, my breasts are perky.
I've orgasmed so many times tonight I think I've become enlightened
I find him attractive in the absolute weirdest way. Like I need him to do my taxes, but I also feel like I should spill things on him to gain his attention and then lick it off to gain his affection.
He played with my nipples while singing "How great thou art"
I was so high I could TASTE the fillings in my teeth
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