dude do u know what u did last night?
do i wanna know???
you totally walked in on some couple fuckin in their unlocked dorm room asking for directions to ur room...
he used the word "rubber" i just couldn't do it after that.
she wants me to text her or call her all the time when we are apart...this is not high school...
im trying to catch a child molester. call you later.
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fuck that im pissed. when I come back im ripping forskin off.
just cheers'ed a flock of cattle as i drove past eating a burger i bought 7 hours ago. that high.
For the first time in my life, I paid for my own alcoholic beverage last night. Am I getting ugly?
To be honest, kinda.
I made him ride the giant pony statue in my friends little sisters room before i let him get in the bed.
Yea it's also hard to turn down a man asking you out with a chicken sandwich.
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It's settled. One of us is going to bang her brother. The world demands justice and he's hot. We'll be the justice league if it were made of alcoholic whores
I'm floating on a 30mph cloud right now not giving a fuck
Speaking of dignity, who all saw me....
Help I accidentally unlocked this guy's tragic backstory and I need a rewind button!
Let’s not dwell on the negatives. I have a fat ass and suck dick well.
Pretty sure my aunt hooked up with one of my brothers frat brothers at his graduation party
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