in spanish class. the girl next to me asked what Galapagos were. i told her they were islands. now she thinks Galapagos means islands in spanish
if i died would you start the facebook group?
Apparently on the way out of the ER i asked the nurse to doggie-bag me some more morphine.
I'm really tired of cleaning up my twitter the morning after
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I probably shouldn't have followed up that rainbow sherbet with beef jerky. This is a whole new level of fat, even for me.
Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
Somehow after we left in 3 different cars to all go to different places we still all ended up in the emergency room
Imagine the time you most wanted to kill yourself. Now add a room full of jail bait and no booze. Multiply that by a million.
i mad aa ber float. budweiser nd ice creem. it amzig.
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The second I saw you stumbling down the stairs in a princess crown, I knew I had a friend for life.
Just had a random flashback of you tickling some guy's nipple with your claw ring, and then him moaning and stripping in the middle of the bar. You give good memories.
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
Well now you know my birthday fantasy: gangbang consisting of men wearing NPR pledge t-shirts.
I just caught my bangs on fire trying to lite a bowl while driving. Thank god it wasn't my eyebrows like last time.
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