i'm going to rape that little man
omg not your brother
I almost hooked up with this girl last night. she had a tattoo of a cardinal next to her cooter. said it reminded her of her grandpa
This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
Attempting to teach the cat how to shake. I need a job.
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He ended up walking out of his bedroom and told me to look at the nonexistent fire he was holding in his hand. Im upset I didn't take those shrooms.
Precisely. She's an awesome drinking companion; yet, not so awesome mother-in-law material.
I blacked out before two in the afternoon yesterday. Now that's a successful birthday.
Don't remember shit. It was only until I saw the glaze on my forearm that I knew you drove to get donuts last night. I also spent 20$ there apparently
First and foremost she's my friend, but she's also a mistake I make when I'm drunk
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it doesn't matter, he's just a life support system for his dick
We have a nice shopping list..vibrators and roller blades
Priorities
Woke up in the ER with a nurse holding my tongue together inside of my mouth and a shattered jaw, the last thing I remember is opening the 151, care to fill me in?
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
I'm gonna cum garlic butter
Your dick. My mouth. We have 20 minutes.
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